Monday, October 04, 2004

Recipe for Steamed Cheney

With the VP debate coming tomorrow, I thought I'd offer up a sumptuous recipe for the open-minded liberal palate, "Beaten-Down Dick," also known as "Steamed Cheney."

Ingredients:
  • 1 copy of Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD or Video
  • This website.
  • This website, too.
  • Yet another website.
  • Your beverage of choice.
  • Something soft to throw at the television screen.

Steps:

  1. Watch Fahrenheit 9/11.
  2. Read the websites.
  3. Turn television to C-Span for the debate.
  4. Pour beverage. If alcoholic in nature, down it quickly, then pour another.
  5. When Cheney is shown speaking on the screen, toss something soft at his head.
  6. Repeat Steps 4 and 5 as necessary.

After the debate, develop a list of anti-Cheney talking points, and discuss them with Republican-leaning family, friends, co-workers, etc. The Dick is, sadly enough, the true weak point in this election. We must do everything we can to beat this Dick down. A significant portion of the country does not like Dick, and does not trust Dick!

Let's send a collective "Go Cheney yourself, Dick!" off to Washington on November 2nd!

A Siege of Herons

1 Comments:

At 12:11 PM, Blogger Ms Liberty said...

I'm not too impressed with dick either. ;)

 

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