Monday, September 27, 2004

Sick and Tired

I'm about to reach my boiling point with all the synaptically challenged out there who still insist John Kerry is doing a horrible job letting people know who he is and where he stands on the issues.

People? Get up off your lazy asses and open your eyes. It may be a bit too late-20th century for the more parochial among you, but Senator Kerry has a f*cking website with all sorts of information about both him and his views. Assuming you're capable of more than chewing your cud and spouting your ignoarance at any opportunity, and can actually read, you might do well to start there.

Then shuffle those cloven feet down the information superhighway to C-Span and watch videos of John Kerry speaking at campaign stops all over the country.

Still with me? No, don't look at the TV. Keep your eyes off Fox News. Better yet, turn off the damned thing. You obviously aren't capable of watching it responsibly anyway. Don't worry, I'll let you know when it's time for "Cops: White Trash Follies 2" to come on.

Look, if you've gone all this time and not managed to learn anything about John Kerry beyond what the right-wing biased media stirs into your Kool-Aid, then I doubt you'll get anything in the next five or so weeks.

Tell you what, if you're leaning toward Bush on November 2nd, why not just stay home that day? Perhaps we can find a nice monster truck rally for you to watch that night. Or maybe someone can lend you a couple dozen tapes of old Jerry Springer shows to amuse yourself with.

Ignorance is bliss, after all. Otherwise, why would so many be the living embodiment of that phrase?

Feeling better after a nice rant,

A Siege of Herons


At 9:39 AM, Blogger Ms Liberty said...

Well said. lol


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